Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Barak Hussein Obama Utilizes "Jackie Mason" Style Tactics To Win Votes


IS MY CANDIDACY ABOUT CHANGE? O BOY, IS IT EVER!



I..AM..FOR..CHANGE! I'M FOR SOME CHANGE, BUT NOT ALL CHANGE!



WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE CHANGE HERE, A LITTLE CHANGE THERE. I DON'T KNOW ANY SPECIFIC CHANGES OR EXACTLY HOW MUCH I'M CHANGING, BUT DON'T WORRY! I'M DEFINATELY CHANGING.



IS IT GOOD CHANGE ..OR BAD CHANGE? I DUNNO.....AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW. BUT WE'LL CHANGE.




IF THE CHANGES DON'T WORK, WE'LL KEEP CHANGING! WE'LL CHANGE BACK, ...MAYBE STOP SOME CHANGES, I DUNNO.



HEY MISTER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY CAMPAIGN IS ABOUT CHANGE?.....CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE!



OY VEY! WE CHANGED AGAIN?!! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CHANGE? WE'LL CHANGE SO MUCH SO FAST, I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT! AND IF I DID, I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONES I SHOULD TELL YOU. THAT'S HOW MANY CHANGES WE'LL MAKE!



IN CLOSING, ITS POSSIBLE IF WE CHANGE ENOUGH...WE COULD BE BACK WHERE WE STARTED AND NEED TO START CHANGING ALL OVER AGAIN!!

3 comments:

Wade Moline said...

And don't forget change for the sake of change! Very humorous, yet sadly, very true.

American Confucius said...

Yea right, change for the sake of change is the greatest change of all!

gto7 said...

funny, how the truth is that nothing he is doing is about "change", but about hiding his communist roots which is old in deed.