RUCKING FIDICULOUS: BLACK PANTHERS INTIMIDATE VOTERS OR OFFERING FREE DIGITAL EXAMS

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

BLACK PANTHERS INTIMIDATE VOTERS OR OFFERING FREE DIGITAL EXAMS

The Black Panthers decided that after the fiasco of discounting the Black vote in Florida, they would return the favor in kind this time. Intimidation tactics were used to fend off White voters when approaching voting stations. When FOX News decided to approach the intimidators, they responded in the typical fashion.

While the geriatric confused voter might understandably mistaken the men for Black doctors typically seen saving lives on Grey's Anatomy, they would gratefully welcome the proverbial complimentary digital exam (Prostate Exam for the younger reader). They would soon realize that this is no "blue light special" freebie they crave, but the brisk roughhousing or worse typical administered by the nonmedical hands of the Black Panthers. WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATIONAL POLICE FORCE OF THE FUTURE!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: The Obama National Police Force: I'm afraid you're right. Fear controls, but fear is hitting hard right now as the disbelief that I just heard President Elect Obama. It's a sad day.; November 4, 2008 at 11:12 PM

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