Showing posts with label Iowa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Iowa. Show all posts
Monday, March 22, 2010
Democratic Healthcare Explained In Only 90 Seconds
Tea party sites are great. This one is not to be missed. Established in Iowa, their site has one well organized group. Everyone involved from other tea party sites can share in the information and get the word out.
Their Site Is Here
These 912 groups and Tea Party groups combined into one tight outfit. They are located in Iowa. If you live there, contact and join for November.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Alleged Burglars Attempt Crime In Black Face
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In Iowa, two white suspects were pulled over by local police after their car matched the description of a caller reporting a crime in progress. The suspects, Mat McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, were found in their car wearing Sharpie permanent marker on their face. The suspects were arrested and posted bail. Their lawyer has no comment so far. I suggest Sharpie compensate the bail posted by the suspects for the free advertising provided. Also, the Al Jolson Family Trust and Estate should see an increase in revenue for the increased interest in old time Black Face performers.
I have several suggestions for future would-be burglars that want to conceal their faces:
1) egg on their face
2) if the perpetrators are black, white-out their complexion (opposite of these idiots)
3) ski masks
4) dress up in drag with foundation, lipstick, and rouge
5) the eyeglasses with a fake nose and mustache
6) a Presidents face rubber mask (Bush or Obama recommended)
7) panty hose
8) shoe polish
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